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Jimmy Fallon realizes that his aging is being documented on television every single day for the rest of his life (x)

Timestamp: 1405618761

Jimmy Fallon realizes that his aging is being documented on television every single day for the rest of his life (x)

imwithkanye:

Elaine Stritch, Tart-Tongued Broadway Actress and Singer, Is Dead at 89 | NYT

Plainspoken, egalitarian, impatient with fools and foolishness, and admittedly fond of cigarettes, alcohol and late nights — she finally gave up smoking and drinking in her 60s — though she took it up again — Ms. Stritch might be the only actor to work as a bartender after starring on Broadway, and she was completely unabashed about her good-time-girl attitude.

“I’m not a bit opposed to your mentioning in this article that Frieda Fun here has had a reputation in the theater, for the past five or six years, for drinking,” she said to a reporter for The New York Times in 1968. “I drink and I love to drink, and it’s part of my life.”

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Timestamp: 1405618727

imwithkanye:

Elaine Stritch, Tart-Tongued Broadway Actress and Singer, Is Dead at 89 | NYT

Plainspoken, egalitarian, impatient with fools and foolishness, and admittedly fond of cigarettes, alcohol and late nights — she finally gave up smoking and drinking in her 60s — though she took it up again — Ms. Stritch might be the only actor to work as a bartender after starring on Broadway, and she was completely unabashed about her good-time-girl attitude.

“I’m not a bit opposed to your mentioning in this article that Frieda Fun here has had a reputation in the theater, for the past five or six years, for drinking,” she said to a reporter for The New York Times in 1968. “I drink and I love to drink, and it’s part of my life.”

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melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

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He’s useless in a hospital!

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Timestamp: 1405618048

He’s useless in a hospital!

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genial-joy:

Nom nom nom nom

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Seth: We do so many jokes about dead people…

Amy: And they never work.

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Timestamp: 1405614881

Seth: We do so many jokes about dead people…

Amy: And they never work.

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Art of Figure Skating flying, by Tina Fey

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Art of Figure Skating flying, by Tina Fey

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Jimmy (Can’t Keep A Straight Face) Fallon

[part 1/?]

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eggs-benedict-cucumber-patch:

Jimmy (Can’t Keep A Straight Face) Fallon

[part 1/?]

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fallontonight:

Real People, Fake Arms with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels

JIM CARREY HAS NOT LOST IT AT ALL

Hahahaha this was so funny

Don’t miss this never before seen footage of Jimmy, Jeff Daniels, and Jim Carrey’s first time acting together in a Canadian soap opera!